nevesnevele:

Lisete Alcalde

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

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joshuawhat:

Me whenever i try not to swear.

(Source: jakeparalta, via one-moore)

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

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cultfawn:

Blue Seashell Bag
$55.48

33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter

(Source: tom-bakery, via aghves)

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

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warningviewerdiscretionisadvised:

Hahah true !
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