If you ate my pussy please don’t ever try to disrespect me. Homie I fed you.
(Source: chickinkicks, via samstvcks)
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
(Source: pumpkinpriincess, via cuttlefeeesh)
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
me making decisions in video games:
*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life:
well what's the worse that could happen
"I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are."
Don Cheadle (via psych-facts)
no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back